A Little Biblical Humour Doesn’t Hurt…..

Here are some funnies to get you going this morning. Complements of booklovers1.wordpress.com

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braddunne_files_wordpress_com_2011_08_reading_the_bible_is_funQ. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.

Q.What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.

Q.Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q.Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q.What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Q.Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q.What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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